Do not read if you are easily grossed out!!

Okay, I'm serious...don't read this if bugs freak you out. Have you stopped reading? No? I didn't think so. Okay, but I warned you!!
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So, I have a netted sponge, or what I call a loofa, for the shower. Yesterday, as I was rinsing it out, I noticed something in it. A dead earwig. Unfortunately, I noticed this AFTER I used it. A DEAD EARWIG!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Commence simultaneous gagging and shuddering on my part...I threw the thing across the bathroom and started exfoliating myself. I must have washed myself at least three times, all the while shuddering and gagging. EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW. I'm glad I didn't scream, as Jeremiah was napping.